Maybe he meant “work in progress” smart

Seeing an “overeducated” and seemingly insufferably cocky man describe himself as “wip smart” in his OkCupid profile makes me far too happy in my petty places.

Are you just too “overeducated” to heed the sage teachings of Stewie Griffin? ‘Cause my state school BA and life spent watching cartoons are serving me pretty well right now.

Fat-phobic or fat fetishist?

I woke up to a photo-less OkCupid guy’s FIRST message to me:

“Hey…Would you be willing to gain a little weight to please your man if you were in a committed relationship?
— Steve”

Well, Steve. First off, thanks for the flashback to that “Family Guy” episode where Peter stuffs cake down Lois’s gullet because he decides “fat sex is the hottest sex.”

But also, my OKC profile includes photos of my already-weighing-quite-enough body, because men love asking if “curvy” is code for “obese,” so I like to just get my mere “overweight” out there up-front.

So I can’t decide if Steve wants me bigger than I am because he wants more to love? Or maybe he wants me to say obesity is disgusting and that I am a superior, health-minded individual who would never fall prey to The Fats?

I have so many questions, Steve.