Better living through blowjobs

There was a woman in the blowjob class who brought along a notebook that said on the front, “Be the change you wish to see in the world.”

That’s probably totally what Ghandi had in mind.

Growing and blowing

Tonight I’m going to learn how to put a condom on a banana using my mouth. So… My Friday night is probably gonna be different than most.

“How do you expect me to grow if you won’t let me blow?”