#GetLubedUpForDemocracy

I took tomorrow off to vote, and to get my annual gyno exam.

There’s a joke here somewhere… Hopefully not in my vagina.

Freedom of Information (to not) Act

My plans for today got canceled, so now I’m high on my freedom to sloth about and not be human again until Monday.

*glaring at bra drawer* Not today, Satan.

Sometimes at the end of a bad day, taking off your bra is pretty much the greatest thing that ever happened.

Also beer. But the bra thing was pretty good.