I don’t like the word “mansplaining.” I don’t think it’s a clever enough blend to have caught on the way it has, unless I’m misunderstanding. But I also can’t come up with anything better.
“Dicksplaining” at least gets the sound right, and mansplainers ARE often dicks, but it’s probably too late to win this battle.
Anyway. This is still a solid joke I saw on Twitter.
Overheard older business-y man in Starbucks: “It’s always personal on the back end.”
Jesus. I would HOPE so.
(Article, screenshot taken from Huffington Post.)
I just referred to myself as a “wanton whore,” but then realized “wonton whore” is probably a little more accurate.
I’m sure there are more disappointing life events than learning you’re NOT the first person to think of “penis fly trap.”
But I’m having a hard time thinking of any right now.
I wasn’t trying to make hilarity ensue when I set down my sex toy next to my library book.
Sometimes the universe just gives you a freebie…