Email to friends:
“I feel bad judging another woman, but this is one of the rare moments in life when I feel like a piece of clothing would look better on me than it does on the model. C’mon, Gap, that dress needs some breasts. You’re calling it the FIT & Flare, not the Sag & Flare.”
And seriously, no hatred intended. That woman can wear 8 million things I’d never dream of wearing. This observation comes from a place of, like, 75% mad jealousy, and only 25% “Goddamn, my breasts are fantastic.”
Smug Singleton 