Lessons from The Great Pumpkin

Charlie Brown really was “friends” with mostly assholes.

Linus just learned not to fuck with a woman and her candy.

Sally, meanwhile, got her first bit of tragic foreshadowing re: men disappointing her.

Early-onset Holiday Feels

Relationship Recovery Test #873: Can I FINALLY stop avoiding “The Great Pumpkin” and watch it without having an emotional breakdown…?