Mr. Bigglesworth? Is that you?

I had my first bikini wax today. My vagina feels unsettled. And oddly chilly for mid-summer.

Next time, I have to leave something behind. Right now it just looks weird, like a bald stranger is living in my pants.

My vagina is not an extreme couponer.

I got a Groupon email for a $12 Brazilian bikini wax.

You know… I’m fairly cheap (that’s probably obvious). I hate spending money, but I don’t skimp on the important things: food, skincare, coffee, condoms. (I’d say books, too, but I usually won’t buy those without a coupon.)

And I’m pretty sure anything that involves applying hot wax ‘twixt my nethers should cost more than $12. That’s like a $20 minimum.

Fuck a recession; my vagina is worth it.