Oh, right, now I remember why I’d unfollowed the Be Well Philly page — I don’t do food guilt. They allude to it frequently and…no.
Also? I’m sorry, but who the balls says “pizza pie” in Phila-goddamn-delphia?
That said, I’ll totally eat that pizza. And then probably some pie.
P.S. It’s entirely possible — nay, probable — that they were just being cute and I’m a total asshole. I just have a lot of feelings about pizza.