“You, alright? I learned it by watching you!”

Let the record show that, while with friends this weekend, I bought asparagus and zucchini, roasted it, and made an amazing salad.

One hour with my family, I was eating drive-thru mozzarella sticks and buying a pint of cookie dough brownie ice cream. Mmm, delicious feelings…

Genetics of Genital Jokes

I’m visiting my family today. Mom just made a blowjob joke, and my grandparents laughed their 86-year-old asses off. Just in case anyone wonders how I turned out this way.

“You, alright? I learned it by watching you!”