Five o’clock shadow fetishist.

I have a normally baby-faced acquaintance who’s on vacation and has gone a few days without shaving. He just posted a photo on Twitter.

I don’t have strong feelings either way on facial hair. Do whatever pleases you — it’s your face, not mine. But something about it on this guy makes me want to feel his stubble rough up my neck.

(It’s also possible my hormones are on alert and I’m a little more susceptible to stimuli than usual.)