Not OK, Cupid. Not OK. 

I’m infinitely amused that OkCupid won’t let me re-open my account, at least not right now. There’s some kind of error, so they told me to check back later.

It should be a more detailed error, like, “Are you sure? Remember all those unsolicited offers of butt stuff?”

Yes, OkC, I do, but I need to at least make out with someone soon before I die from lack of kissing, which is a thing that can totally happen, shut up.