Eat Fresh Out of Fucks

*slow clap*

I am done giving even one underage fuck about this asshole.

#TeamQuiznos

#NoWaitQuiznosIsAlsoGross

#ButAtLeastItsNotMolesty

#StatutorySandwiches

#SorryImDoneNow

In which I am eternally damned because of a shitty sandwich chain.

Well, I mean…the slogan WAS “eat fresh.”

#LiveYourBrand