Quotable Tao

20140131-110320.jpg“I feel like I’d excel at therapy. All that lying down on big leather couches and complaining about the perceived wrongs in my life? That is SO in my wheelhouse. Plus, with the possible end result of having mood-altering pharmaceuticals prescribed? Yes!”
Jen Lancaster, The Tao of Martha


“I’m instantly mortified by my fat, uncontrollable mouth, but that’s when it occurs to me that my humor is a self-defense mechanism. Even though I may come off like a stark raving asshat, being funny is the most important tool I have to stay sane. The ability to say what I think is the key to allowing me to feel in control.”
Jen Lancaster