Visine Vigilante

OK, so…I’m glad Joe Biden wrote this. Really. I’m not trying to make light of the gesture in any way.

But, um…

You’re the Vice President — you’re kind of a big deal. If you feel that strongly about it, couldn’t you…DO something? Yell at someone? Kick that entitled douchewang rapist in the ‘nads? Throat-punch the judge, or maybe just pay one of his clerks to sneak some eyedrops into his coffee?

Don’t even tell me Biden can’t make some shit happen on the DL.

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