Sometimes Netflix requires too much effort.

Jesus, Netflix, YES, I am still watching Scandal. Didn’t you INVENT the binge watch? Let me hide from humanity in peace. I don’t feel like moving my arm to find the damn remote — what am I, a triathlete?

Judgy bitch.

LivingSocial is so judgy.

LivingSocial is totally judging me with its “handpicked deals.” Why you gotta break balls, LivingSocial? I am well aware of my girth, thank you.

(That said, bite me, I would look hot in that corset.)