Top 10 least treat-y “treat yo’self”s…
I ordered a few new sports bras from Amazon because mine were all a decade old and pinched my shoulders, and… Y’all, Glamorise is NOT fucking around.
And I’m short, so this covers about 1/3 of my back.
The ULTIMATE in mammary security!
Oh, OK, cool, ‘cause my fat ass needed to save some money not shopping your bullshit, anyway, you word-misusing jagoff fuckface. (Even putting aside this topic, dude sounds like a complete tool.)
Via Bust magazine: This Lingerie Campaign Proves That ‘Our Bodies Are Beautiful At Every Angle’
Achievement unlocked: Took off bra while driving.
Fucking disloyal underwire. 🖕🏼
It’s possible this is just because I’m a new woman he’s trying to flatter, BUT… New Dude has complimented my lingerie every time my clothes have come off. So at the very least, he appreciates the effort. But I realized I have limited quantities of sex-worthy underwear — a fifth date hasn’t been an issue in years. Time to call in reinforcements!
I wore a new bra to work today and I keep getting distracted by my own boobs.
“Oh, hey! How’d y’all get up there?!”