“Sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me.”

A friend sent me this Buzzfeed link — Here’s Why You Should See “Secretary” Before “Fifty Shades Of Grey” — and recommended that I see “Secretary” because she’d really enjoyed it.

My response: “Added to my Netflix queue! Also, given that it’s about S&M, I giggled a little when Netflix offered me the option to ‘Move to Top.’ (But then I did move to top, as is the proper order of things.)”