Putting the “me” in “meme”

I’m sure you’ve seen quite enough of this on your Facebook feeds this week, so I hate to add to the bullshit. But the combination of characters I thought of made me laugh.

“Describe yourself in three fictional characters…”

“Memotional” trauma

Trading a silly email survey with friends, you really don’t expect shit to get real…

“Q: When was your last passionate kiss?

“A: In April. (We’ll just gloss over how much kissing I’ve done since then. It says ‘passionate,’ not ‘passing time.’)”