Suit up for sexytimes!

Friend: “Lingerie for men is a hilarious concept, which sort of makes me mad. I feel like boxer briefs should count. So should men in nice suits.”

Me: “OMG. Men in suits… I’d like to think if the men in my office knew how quickly I’d sleep with them, they’d dress better. Goddamn hipsters.”

(By the way, yes, I AM absolute shit at fashion. What, you’ve never seen a hypocrite before?)