Me: “My scale still hasn’t moved, but I can see and feel changes in my body, so I know the scale is just being a jerk.”
Therapist: “I’m glad you blame the scale. Some people blame themselves, thinking they have to exercise more often or restrict their diets more.”
Me: “No way. Why should *I* change? He’s the one who sucks.”
Aaand that’s how I decided to name my scale Michael Bolton.
Valentine’s Day plans: Two job interviews and a therapy session.
Still more enticing than Michael Bolton.
Ever see that show “@midnight” when they do the Hashtag Wars?
Even if you haven’t, I’m pretty sure you’d agree that “Time, Love, and Breast Tenderness” would be a contender if the hashtag were #PMSsongs.
“Rock the Bloat”
“Baby Got Back Pain”
“Pour Some Sugar in Me”