Sometimes I wear Victoria’s Secret and feel like I could give a svelte blonde Angel a run for her wings.*
“You bettah WORK!”
*Other days I’ll wear it and feel like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, but we’re not focusing on that today.
Via ET Online: Plus-Sized Model Ashley Graham Rocks Tiny Bikini in ‘Sports Illustrated’ Swimsuit Ad
Choose your own snark:
1. If you need me, I’ll be slamming my head into a wall.
2. I don’t even really have time to comment on this. I’m too busy packing and booking a flight, because if she’s “plus-sized,” I’m clearly the queen of England, and my people are probably wondering where I’ve been.
Not snark: “‘I know my curves are sexy and I want everyone else to know that theirs are too. There is no reason to hide and every reason to flaunt,'” Graham says in a statement.”
Goddamn right, girl. Go on with your bad self.
Get it, girl.
Via Buzzfeed: The Biggest Plus-Size Model To Get A Major Contract Created The #EffYourBeautyStandards Movement
I’m gonna need that haircut, STAT, and all the makeup she has on, and also an eyebrow transplant. (Because, obviously, “You have really good eyebrows.”)
Ahem. This is what’s known as missing the point of a movement encouraging you to disregard standards of beauty.
Whatever, I left off the part where I also want a nosejob now. Oh, wait…
Smug Singleton 