Chandler: So you don’t think I’m terminal? Monica: You’re not terminal. We just need some damage control. Chandler: OK. OK. So, should I call her? Rachel & Monica: No! Rachel: Very critical time right now. If you feel yourself reaching for that phone, you go shoe shopping. You get your butt in a bubble bath. If you want her back, you have got to start acting aloof. Monica: She has to know that you’re not needy. Chandler: So, I’m not gonna lose her? Rachel: [going over to him and patting his head] Oh, honey, you’re not a total loser. Chandler: I said, “So I’m not gonna lose her?” Rachel: Oh.
Pulling myself out of a weird funk. This helped, as it always does, in part because Chandler went on to participate in one of the all-time greatest TV marriage proposals. (My undying love for Monica & Richard notwithstanding.)