“Thin-spiration” doesn’t work on me.

Headline: “Khloe Kardashian’s abs are the inspiration you need to make it to the gym today.” 

Um… no. No, they’re not.

Also? Fuck you. MY abs are the inspiration you need to make dough. So they’re WAY better. 

I looked at the photo, and I still don’t want to go to the gym. I am inspired to go home and make nachos. So there.