This guy wrote me back, so don’t worry, my dating preferences didn’t just doom the future. (Not that the future’s lookin’ all that rosy, anyway, but at least *I* didn’t break it by hitting on a Muppet enthusiast.)
I emailed a friend basically to say I felt gross, and not as pretty as another woman we both know. (Which is absurd, but we all have our bad days. And I’m cute, but homegirl is STUNNING.)
Anyway. This is part of my friend’s response, and I found it funny enough to share with you all. I shall bear* it in mind as I remind myself embrace my cute. *Get it? Bear? Wokka wokka! <– I'd apologize for how terrible that was, but I will never apologize for Muppet humor.