“If you’re savvy, you’ll know what I’m tryin’ to say…”

Headline on Google News: “Six Phrases More Important than ‘I Love You.'”

Hmm…

1. “You look great today.”
2. “I brought you coffee.”
3. “I’ll keep going until you’re satisfied.”
4. “I’ll leave you alone to watch ‘Scandal.'”
5. “I cleaned up the house a bit.”
6. “Let’s get some pancakes.”

My needs are simple.

I can’t think of a way to make this NOT filthy.

It sounds so tawdry if I say, “I really needed the night I had last night.”

I just mean, like, therapeutically speaking. Oh. Um…wait…

I had an amazing, cathartic evening. Nope, that doesn’t work, either.

Goddammit.