“Why? WHY?!”

It’s nice to spend time with my family. I feel so normal.

In kind of a maddening way, like…”Y’all know you’re fucking weird, right? Other people don’t do this. Why? WHY?!”

But I’ll take “normal” however I can get it.

“Wait…that’s not normal…?”

I swear my brain hurt so much less before I realized how weird my family is.

Frankly I blame my friends. Fuckin’ Normies.

No one ever mentions that the black sheep was just the one who took his meds.

Chatting with the ex about a few family things…

Him: “Man, your family… Are you…just…? I knew you were the ‘normal’ one, kind of, but damn.”

Best compliment ever.

Let’s pretend — #Scandal

“Yes, something is wrong. Everything is wrong. But I don’t want to talk about it. I want to eat too many fries, and drink WAY too much wine, and have a relaxing evening. I want to pretend for just one night to be a normal person who doesn’t live in this world or know these things. I don’t want to talk. I didn’t come here to talk. So can you just be here with me? And pretend?”
— Olivia Pope, Scandal

Olivia Pope is my power animal

Olivia: “You love her, she loves you. Normal people get married.”
Stephen: “You won’t even date.”
Olivia: “I’m not normal.”
— Scandal