Friend: “Sesame Street has an O Show. O is Oprah and she’s giving out oboes. ‘You get an oboe! You get an oboe!'”
Me: “This went to a place in my brain that is inappropriate for Sesame Street. But on the pervy shady side streets? You get an O-face.”
Friend: “You get an orgasm! You get an orgasm!”
You guys… Gross, can you imagine?
Maybe that’s why Guy was so Smiley.
Smug Singleton 