I’d feel guilty but there’s no blood in my brain.

Hey, would you guys mind if I objectified a man for like one second?

Didn’t think so.

DAY-UM.

“Trust and believe…” in a damn fine ass.

Fun fact: when you look up “dat ass” in the dictionary, this is the photo you’ll see.

I’d apologize for objectifying him, but… hot damn, I wanna bite him. UNF.