I mean…we gotta kill this guy, right? I don’t WANT to, but I’m not really seeing any alternative.
1. This Match profile has SO many layers of weird.
2. Can’t imagine why dude is divorced.
BRB, changing all my dating profile pics…
There’s something so gross about dating profiles in which men say they want to spoil their girlfriends. Or even better, “spoil my lady.” 🤢
Fuck you, dude, I can spoil my damn self. I need YOU to go down on me and do the dishes.
This seems like a whole lotta words in an online dating profile when you could just SAY “willing to try butt stuff.”
In a list of his favorite comedians, a man on Match writes, “Louis CK (don’t care).”
Oh, OK, cool, thanks for saving me time thinking you might NOT be garbage.
My profile says something like, “I used to love Louis CK but now I can only see him as a creepy ginger jerking off.”