Seeing an “overeducated” and seemingly insufferably cocky man describe himself as “wip smart” in his OkCupid profile makes me far too happy in my petty places.
Are you just too “overeducated” to heed the sage teachings of Stewie Griffin? ‘Cause my state school BA and life spent watching cartoons are serving me pretty well right now.
Part of a first message from an OKCupid guy: “How are things going for you on OKC? I haven’t had any bad experiences, but I’m really looking for someone to get me off of here forever. Could it be you? LOL”
A. “I’m really looking for someone to get me off…” Tee hee. (Let’s be honest — that’s part of the subtext on anyone’s profile, mine included.)
B. Oh, sorry, I can’t go out with you. I have to go huddle in a ball in the corner and hyperventilate over the (likely misperceived) pressure of being your “LOL” Dating Site Savior.
Achievement unlocked: First message from a “White Power White National Socialist Skin Head” on OKCupid.
I’m scared to find out what I win…