There may be some passive-aggressive Facebooking going on over at New Lad’s page. ‘Cause we all know nothing gets someone back in your bed quite like Vaguebooking. No, really, I will now remain forever incomplete as a woman — nay, as a human being! — until he “likes” my vagina once again.
I hope I’m misinterpreting. I’d like to think I wouldn’t sleep with anyone so juvenile, but once you’ve considered saying “Use your words” to a 37-year-old man in a cartoon-dog t-shirt whose affinity for your breasts borders on Oedipal, it’s tough to give him the benefit of the doubt on maturity.