Sometimes I’m funny.


My new mantra

“If you SAY you’re a feminist, then FUCK like a feminist.”

I’d buy that t-shirt. Make it so, Sam Bee.

Hell, can I get that tattooed on my lower abdomen?

A conversation starter…for a conversation I don’t want to have.

I feel like my well-rested face and disposable income convey this well enough, and yet I DO love me a shiny trinket…

(I should clarify that none of the parents I know personally look tired.)

Come like no one’s watching.

Bwah ha ha… “Stop performing. Stop acting. You’re no actress. You work in Accounts Payable.”

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Advanced Feelings Eating


Let’s make it happen, y’all.

(See also: #DonnyJohnny.)

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