Gotta get dirty to get clean!


So… The idea behind “washboard abs” is that I rub myself all over him and get clean, right?

Because I’m suddenly feeling very, VERY dirty. (In the best possible way.)

(Yes, I know he’s gay, and married. And? “My special gift has always been impossible relationships.”)20140423-133520.jpg

Mmm, Nigella-licious.

Just so I’m not a TOTAL buzzkill today, I saw this old magazine cover on Nigella Lawson’s Twitter feed and sent it to a friend who shares my Nigella boner.

Me: “They CLEARLY did that on purpose.”
Him: “If that’s an accident, I’ll eat that dog.”