Rebel Wilson’s “relevant and dope” new fashion line

Via Cosmopolitan: Rebel Wilson’s New Fashion Line Is Here — and It’s Amazing

I actually don’t get the appeal of Rebel Wilson as an actor. I don’t think she’s as funny as everyone else seems to think she is.

BUT.

This line really is cute. I felt bad that I didn’t like a lot of the stuff Melissa McCarthy made, and it was SO cost-prohibitive. (You know you’re fucked when something’s at Nordstrom.) But Torrid? I might be able to hang with Torrid. And OMG, the model is the CUTEST.

Full disclosure: Depending on the week, I am one or two sizes away from “plus size,” and don’t believe it should be a thing. Clothes should just come in sizes. But I love seeing more options being made available, especially cute, affordable ones with adorable models.

Get it, Sookie. GET IT.

Via Forbes Woman: How Melissa McCarthy’s All-Sizes Clothing Line Hopes To Revolutionize Fashion
  

Last re-blog today: Plus-Size Model Creates #EffYourBeautyStandards Movement

Get it, girl.

Via Buzzfeed: The Biggest Plus-Size Model To Get A Major Contract Created The #EffYourBeautyStandards MovementI’m gonna need that haircut, STAT, and all the makeup she has on, and also an eyebrow transplant. (Because, obviously, “You have really good eyebrows.”)

Ahem. This is what’s known as missing the point of a movement encouraging you to disregard standards of beauty.

Whatever, I left off the part where I also want a nosejob now. Oh, wait…

Sure, but would the Seven Dwarfs still take her home?

Dear Facebook, and The World,

I do not give a single baker’s fuck if dudes would bang fat Snow White.

However, that IS pretty much exactly how I look in a tank top and panties, so way to target-market.

No love,
Smug

Surprising no one, The Onion nails it

Via The Onion: 10 Photos Of Plus-Size Models We Deserve A Pat On The Back For Running.

Yes, finally… My “plus-size” role model.

So. This woman is a “plus-size” model.

Welp, fuck it. I’ma eat cheese fries. I’m clearly a goddamn heifer. Might as well go for it.