“Your in-laws will be like, ‘Say, when are you gonna give us some grandkids?’ And they might as well say, ‘Say, when are you gonna start finishing inside our daughter?'”
I said something similar to my father once. That was the last time he asked.
This is a Nerdist podcast of Chris Hardwick’s latest standup special. I’m sure you can see/hear it online/on TV; I just happen to have found the podcast first.
The other night I met Caitlin Moran and she hugged me and called me beautiful and it was amazing.
And now they’ve posted a podcast of her reading, which I will listen to over and over again until I am also rad and British.
Also, a few reasons I so thoroughly enjoy her: she wonders aloud why Jane Eyre never masturbated; says she takes the publication of “Fifty Shades of Grey quite personally as the worst thing that’s ever happened to me;” and also backs me up in believing the best method for eating cream cheese is directly off one’s fingers.
Go. Listen. Read. Enjoy!
Honest breakup reasons…
“Because you’re only 42 but still seriously asked me what a podcast is.”
Smug Singleton 