INXS “Kick” you right in the feels

Speaking of working past perfectly good elements of pop culture weighed down by the emotion I associate with them…

Last night I found myself caught off-guard when I saw this new Apple ad during Scandal, featuring an older song I’d been avoiding pretty successfully.

A million years ago, I teased a man in the most delicious way for the duration of this song after he told me it made him think of me.

“You gonna go your whole life scared of that song? It’s just a song. Don’t make it a monster.”*

I’m playing it in full now, because suck it, fuckface — it was my song first.

*Quote from Silver Linings Playbook

Hopeless devotion only gets you to second base.

I’ve never heard anyone talk about the fact that Danny Zuko was the kind of douchebag who would’ve let his blue balls get the best of him and dumped Sandy by the end of the summer when she wouldn’t fuck him. Tramp up her appearance all you want — she probably still wouldn’t have been ready to let him go to town on her in the back of his sin wagon.