The elusive Porta-Potty selfie.

Actual email I sent to friends, with a screenshot of an OKCupid profile:

“You guys? Is this…a Porta-Potty selfie?! It can’t be, can it? I have to be wrong.”

I wasn’t wrong. Dude not only took a photo of himself in front of a row of Porta-Potties, he then used it on his dating profile. To lure the LADIES.

P.S. The correct spelling/format of “Porta-Potty” may be the strangest thing I’ve Googled for this page.