The most “The fuck?” baby I’ve ever seen.

I took this photo from the car while driving, so I’m sorry for the poor quality, but I drive past this billboard every day and I feel like everyone needs to behold its majesty.

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In which I debate a bumper sticker, thereby damning myself eternally. 

I just saw a bumper sticker that said, “Only half the patients who enter an abortion clinic come out alive.”

First thought: “Well, yeah, that’s pretty much the point, isn’t it?”

Second thought: “That’s probably not even true. I would think they’d abort twins occasionally, wouldn’t they? You should adjust your numbers, bumper sticker.”

(Again, I understand I’m going to hell. Don’t worry, my handbasket has ribbons.)