The most “The fuck?” baby I’ve ever seen.

I took this photo from the car while driving, so I’m sorry for the poor quality, but I drive past this billboard every day and I feel like everyone needs to behold its majesty.


Wake me up before you go-go-get an abortion. 

Yeah, pro-lifers, I think what you want right before the entrance to a really tight two-way tunnel that only barely fits two cars is a “Choose Life” billboard with a picture of a fetus, so l can nearly get into 47 different accidents because I got distracted thinking about fetuses and Wham!

In which I debate a bumper sticker, thereby damning myself eternally. 

I just saw a bumper sticker that said, “Only half the patients who enter an abortion clinic come out alive.”

First thought: “Well, yeah, that’s pretty much the point, isn’t it?”

Second thought: “That’s probably not even true. I would think they’d abort twins occasionally, wouldn’t they? You should adjust your numbers, bumper sticker.”

(Again, I understand I’m going to hell. Don’t worry, my handbasket has ribbons.)