Coital behavioral therapy 

I guess it’s probably sub-optimal to be attracted to the guy who was in the psychiatrist’s waiting room for the appointment after mine.

But damn, dude. Does your brand of Crazy involve bending me over that couch? Mine totally does.

‘Cause…you know, I bet endorphins and serotonin or whatever would really benefit us both. Therapeutically, of course. *nod* #science