Quotable therapist: “I promise, you don’t hit menopause and automatically become a Republican.”
You heard it here, folks.
Adele: “So I’m reading this wrong?”
Felix: “Well, you did just mix mood stabilizers with gin, darling.”
Adele: “That’s brunch.”
— Orphan Black
“Hello, Katarina. Make anyone cry today?”
“Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30.”
Thoughts on writing:
“I’m a writer. It’s like riding a bike, or severe childhood trauma –you never really lose it.”
-Cat Grant, Supergirl
Quotable Gary Gulman:
“To me, the phone is just this seldom-used app on my phone. And if you use it on me, I am fucking furious. How dare you? You call me unprovoked, out of the blue?
“Text me first to see if I’m even accepting phone calls today! And I will text you back with a window.
“It’s crazy that we even call the iPhone a phone. Calling it a phone is like calling a Lexus a cupholder.”