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Via Reductress: How to Wrap Your Pussy in Foil and Put It In The Fridge Since No One’s Eating It.
In this case, Tragedy + Time = Still Tragic
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Just sharing this for no reason at all whatsoever…
*cough* Well, *I* certainly never…
Via Reductress: 5 Selfie Angles You’ll Use Just to Show Off Your Boobs
Aaand snort-laugh…
Sometimes I ask silly questions.
Internal monologue:
“Ugh. Why would they do that?”
“Presumably so women can see Channing Tatum wet and shirtless.”
“…Right, then. Carry on.”
Via The Mary Sue: Splash Remake Will Star Lovelorn Merman Channing Tatum and Jillian Bell
#NoWomanEver
Via Scary Mommy: #NoWomanEver Nails What It’s Like To Be A Woman
I am the greatest feminist in the history of feminism.
I have things to post, but nothing as important as this: 13 Reasons Masturbation Is a Feminist Act.
As you were.
Nothing I have to say is as important as this.
I had my own stuff to post tonight, but then I saw this and…welp, fuck it, we’ll deal with me tomorrow.
Watch These Men Finger Various Fruits In An Attempt To Understand The Vagina
P.S. Just for me personally…dude’s not wrong.
Re-blog: 35 Spot-On Tweets About Being A Woman
Via Distractify: 35 Spot-On Tweets About Being A Woman Guaranteed To Make You Laugh.
Some of these are funnier than anything I’ve said ever or WILL say ever in life.
Also, I can’t wear rompers — mostly because I don’t romp, but also because my (FINE-ASS) body is just not intended to go into a grownup onesie. 
I Spy a Changed Perspective
Huh. Interesting. Maybe a trip to the cinema is in order this weekend. I’d love nothing more than to reevaluate my opinion of Melissa McCarthy movies. (Well, OK, not NOTHING more, but…)
Via Bitch magazine: 
Smug Singleton 