Sometimes I ask silly questions.

Internal monologue:
“Ugh. Why would they do that?”
“Presumably so women can see Channing Tatum wet and shirtless.”
“…Right, then. Carry on.”

Via The Mary Sue: Splash Remake Will Star Lovelorn Merman Channing Tatum and Jillian Bell
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Nothing I have to say is as important as this. 

I had my own stuff to post tonight, but then I saw this and…welp, fuck it, we’ll deal with me tomorrow.

Watch These Men Finger Various Fruits In An Attempt To Understand The Vagina

P.S. Just for me personally…dude’s not wrong. 


Re-blog: 35 Spot-On Tweets About Being A Woman

Via Distractify: 35 Spot-On Tweets About Being A Woman Guaranteed To Make You Laugh.

Some of these are funnier than anything I’ve said ever or WILL say ever in life.

Also, I can’t wear rompers — mostly because I don’t romp, but also because my (FINE-ASS) body is just not intended to go into a grownup onesie.