Re-blog: 7 Incredibly Inventive Names For Masturbation To Use ASAP

May is National Masturbation Month, so get on it, patriots, and call it something cute. ‪#‎murrica‬

Via Huffington Post: 7 Incredibly Inventive Names For Masturbation To Use ASAP 

 

Re-blog: Good Luck, Chucklefuck.

I don’t know how it’s even possible that I’ve never thought to say “chucklefuck” before, but I plan to remedy that immediately. 

Thank you, The Mary Sue. 

(Also, ew.) 

College Baseball Player Kicked Off Team for Tweeting Sexual Slur About Mo’Ne Davis

Last re-blog today: Plus-Size Model Creates #EffYourBeautyStandards Movement

Get it, girl.

Via Buzzfeed: The Biggest Plus-Size Model To Get A Major Contract Created The #EffYourBeautyStandards MovementIMG_3811I’m gonna need that haircut, STAT, and all the makeup she has on, and also an eyebrow transplant. (Because, obviously, “You have really good eyebrows.”)

Ahem. This is what’s known as missing the point of a movement encouraging you to disregard standards of beauty.

Whatever, I left off the part where I also want a nosejob now. Oh, wait…

Re-blog: Writing Your Way to Happiness

Via the NYT Well Blog: Writing Your Way to Happiness:IMG_3804Told y’all writing was my therapy. I’m a little pissed that this apparently makes me just like everyone else. But a) I already knew that, and b) given the familial evidence at hand, I think journaling may be the only thing that makes the women in my family shut the fuck up once in a while, so there’s that.