In this case, Tragedy + Time = Still Tragic

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Via Reductress: How to Wrap Your Pussy in Foil and Put It In The Fridge Since No One’s Eating It.

Just sharing this for no reason at all whatsoever…

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*cough* Well, *I* certainly never…

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Beer, cheese, sexism, and soulmates

I really do like craft beer, but this is pretty great. I’ve definitely been on a few episodes of Side Eye from the Beer Guy when beer bros don’t think I know what I’m talking about.

Ahem, and for the bonus dick: “The other night I sampled Stone Brewing’s W00t Stout. You know that one where they collaborated with Wil Wheaton? OMG, I know—how great is Wil Wheaton?!”

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By the way, y’all should just go follow Reductress, because they’re delightful and may be my soulmates:
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