Reasons I’ve Clicked “Pass” on OKCupid Profiles: Food Edition
— He writes too much about his healthy eating habits. (I do OK, but sometimes you need a damn cookie.)
— He referred to wings and ribs as “guy food.” Screw you, sir. Every woman I know will fuck some wings and ribs UP.
— He doesn’t like cheese. How do you not like cheese? I might date a vegan, because they don’t eat cheese for ethical/health reasons — I get that. But you don’t LIKE it? Have you HAD cheese? Are you sure? The words you’re using appear to be English, yet I do not understand.