Lessons from The Great Pumpkin

Charlie Brown really was “friends” with mostly assholes.

Linus just learned not to fuck with a woman and her candy.

Sally, meanwhile, got her first bit of tragic foreshadowing re: men disappointing her.

“What the hell, can’t fancy everyone.”

Sally: “So that’s it, then? You just don’t fancy me?”
Patrick: “I…like you as a person.”
Sally: “I don’t need you to think of me as a person. I have women for that.”
— Coupling