“If you SAY you’re a feminist, then FUCK like a feminist.”
I’d buy that t-shirt. Make it so, Sam Bee.
Hell, can I get that tattooed on my lower abdomen?
My new mantra
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I hate everything except Samantha Bee
Oh, for fuck’s sake.
Samantha Bee & the sorry state of women’s healthcare in Texas
“I don’t believe that. Where do you get those numbers?”
“Reality.”
Sartorial/Senatorial
“Senator Holmes? Let’s talk. You know, your state’s got 99 problems, but a bitch ain’t one.”
A Kansas senator presented a new dress code for the State Capitol. Only for women, though, because men “already know how to look professional.”
Oh, hey! Kiss my professional dick, sir.
Also…Senator? You work in the fucking State Capitol. OF KANSAS. What could these women have POSSIBLY been wearing? Pasties with tassels? G-string? Corset and thigh-highs?
I took this from the Fox News article about it: “[The code] prevents women testifying on bills from wearing low-cut necklines and miniskirts.
“Holmes said, ‘We’re looking for you to be addressing the issue rather than trying to distract or bring eyes to yourself.'”
Maybe legislate your boner, dicknuts.
In which I betray the sisterhood…
Via The Mary Sue: Trevor Noah Lauds Women in Comedy, Acknowledges Vanity Fair Photo Spread
Honest question — how are you gonna shit on him for “man-splaining” when he’s…a man….you’ve asked…to explain something? I don’t think there was anything wrong with his answer. P.S. He’s an up-and-coming comedian about to take over a massive empire of a TV show. Exactly what 18- to 34-year-old male boat do you think he wants to rock right this minute?
That cover represents the CURRENT late-night hosts. Samantha Bee’s show won’t be on for months yet; Chelsea Handler’s show isn’t on anymore. If anything, I’m happy the cover is making so many people go, “Oh, hey, yeah, this IS a large group of white fucks. Let’s talk about that.”
I’m sure when Samantha Bee’s show gets closer, she’ll have a ton of covers (she BETTER), and I’m super excited to have a lady in late-night, but for right this second, yeah, it’s kind of a sausage-fest.
Get Shonda Rhimes on this, man. “Night Times with Shonda Rhimes?” I’d watch the HELL out of that.
“Female as fuck.”
Teaser promo for Samantha Bee’s new late-night show on TBS:
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