I thought about buying this shirt to wear on Christmas, but then I realized my nipples would be Santa’s eyes, and…nah.
“Oh, my God, she made me a present. I AM an asshole!”
— Robbie Hart, The Wedding Singer
Happy December 25, y’all. Don’t be an asshole. Tell the people you love that you love them. Be safe and enjoy, no matter what you’re doing.
Love and naughty Santa outfits from Smug HQ. 💕