Weird new interpretation of “He sees you when you’re sleeping…”

I thought about buying this shirt to wear on Christmas, but then I realized my nipples would be Santa’s eyes, and…nah.

Merry Christmas from your friendly neighborhood Singleton!

“Oh, my God, she made me a present. I AM an asshole!”
— Robbie Hart, The Wedding Singer

Happy December 25, y’all. Don’t be an asshole. Tell the people you love that you love them. Be safe and enjoy, no matter what you’re doing.

Love and naughty Santa outfits from Smug HQ. 💕