Sephora, Se-whore-a.

Talking to a friend yesterday after Sephora did her makeup…

Friend: “It’s highly unnatural. I feel like a whore, which isn’t a far stretch since the lip color is called Hoochie.”

Me: “I don’t think you look like a whore, but no, it doesn’t look natural. Also, I don’t want anything called ‘Hoochie’ on my face.”