Maudlin movie marathon. With spanking!

Left to my own devices, I chose to spend my Sunday watching A Long Way Down (about four people who meet while attempting suicide, and I would, too, if I’d been in that awful movie) and Silver Linings Playbook (about an Eagles fan who was in a mental institution, which…you know, makes sense).

I feel as though I should be a little more concerned about how I spend my leisure time.

Oh, and last night I watched Secretary, about a girl who trades the release of cutting herself for the release of having James Spader spank her ass.

Hey, you people subscribe to my thoughts. So who’s the REAL weird one?

“Sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me.”

A friend sent me this Buzzfeed link — Here’s Why You Should See “Secretary” Before “Fifty Shades Of Grey” — and recommended that I see “Secretary” because she’d really enjoyed it.

My response: “Added to my Netflix queue! Also, given that it’s about S&M, I giggled a little when Netflix offered me the option to ‘Move to Top.’ (But then I did move to top, as is the proper order of things.)”